Bridget Jones’s Guide to Life. Not even the novel by Helen Fielding. The book was such a huge hit that she wrote this short humor book about how to live life according to Bridget Jones. I never actually read it. But I did read the other Bridget Jones books and they were really funny. A flyer for the Realistics, my friend’s old band in New York. They played in San Francisco at Cafe Du Nord. And then my professor’s room number and extension. I can’t even remember what class he taught or what he looked like.